Once upon a time, men used to pride themselves on being simple.
As long as they had soap, one pair of slippers, and a barber who knew how to handle clippers, life was good.
I mean, I remember buying some deodorants for an ex, and he gave them to his sister.
Are you kidding me, bro? 😒
Well, away from my ex.
Now, some men are spending more time in the bathroom than the women they’re dating.
They are not the “I don’t care how I look” type.
And if you’re dating one, he will snitch on himself with his habits.
So how do you know your man is metrosexual?
10 Signs Your Boyfriend Is Metrosexual
1. His Skincare Shelf Looks Better Than Yours
While you’re still managing one face cream and coconut oil, his bathroom counter looks like Sephora opened a branch in his apartment.
No kidding.
He has serums, toners, face masks, scrubs, beard oil, lip balm, sunscreen, like the full package.
He even knows the difference between hydrating and moisturizing, and he will happily lecture you on it.
You’re there, wondering why your face is breaking out, and he’s already suggesting, “Babe, maybe try a retinol?”
At this point, who is the girlfriend and who is the boyfriend?
Even though I’m glad my husband is not like my ex, who didn’t care about how he looked and smelled, I still ensure he uses some of my serums and other skincare products.
Now imagine this guy who knows all there is about skincare.
Interesting.
2. He Owns More Shoes Than You
Just a pair of functional sneakers, the average guy is good.
They wear it everywhere and on almost every outfit.
Not your metrosexual boyfriend.
Dude’s got sneakers in every color.
Loafers.
Chelsea boots.
Dress shoes.
Slides.
And not just anyhow ones, designer or carefully curated high street picks.
If your man’s shoe rack looks like a boutique showroom, sis, accept it.
You are dating a metrosexual.
3. His Wardrobe Is a Fashion Show
There’s a difference between wearing and styling.
Many of us women don’t even know it.
But your guy does.
He doesn’t just wear clothes, he styles outfits.
He knows about layering, mixing textures, and matching colors.
He can throw on a simple white tee and jeans and still look like he’s walking the runway.
Metrosexual boyfriends treat clothes like investments.
They buy quality, they care about fit, and they will never wear slippers outside unless it’s part of the “look.”
4. He Spends Forever Getting Ready
Of course everyone knows women take the longest to get dressed.
Then you met him.
You can do full glam makeup and still finish before this man has chosen his belt.
You’ll be standing at the door, handbag in hand, already boiling, and he’s still in front of the mirror adjusting cufflinks like he’s preparing for a Vogue cover.
By the time you both finally leave the house, you’re tired, but he’s glowing like fresh wine.
5. He Knows All the Designer Labels
Gucci, Prada, Zegna, Zara, Off-White, Dior… he doesn’t just know the names; he pronounces them correctly.
You’re saying “Givenchy” with an accent, and he corrects you, “No, babe, it’s Jhee-von-shee.”
If he can tell the difference between fake and original sneakers from two miles away, you don’t need prophecy.
You are dating a metrosexual.
6. His Haircuts Deserve a Documentary
Some men go to any barber’s shop to have their haircut, but your man doesn’t go to the barber.
He goes to a stylist.
He books appointments.
He has products, pomades, sprays, and edge control (please don’t laugh).
His face is always clean, and his beard is shaped to perfection.
His hairline is never receding because he invests.
Oh, he does.
Meanwhile, you’re still struggling to find one good hairdresser that won’t chop your edges off.
I am.
7. He Smells Like Money All the Time
Metrosexual boyfriends don’t joke with fragrance.
Not just one bottle of perfume, oh no.
They have a collection.
Evening cologne.
Even “just at home chilling” cologne.
You hug him, and the scent lingers on your clothes for hours.
Sometimes you even feel intimidated, like, how can I smell poorer than my own boyfriend?
8. He Talks About Grooming Like It’s a TED Talk
Most men will happily talk about money, stocks, investments, cars, women, and even sex.
But grooming?
That’s women’s talk.
But your man is not shy to talk about grooming, in fact, he’s excited to…
Facial scrubs, beard oils, mani-pedis, foot scrub…
You sometimes wonder if you’re dating a boyfriend or a dermatologist.
9. He’s Your Instagram Husband in Training
Many of us complain that our men don’t know how to take perfect pictures.
If they’re not cutting your head off, they’re cutting off your legs.
But your boyfriend doesn’t just snap random photos; he understands angles, lighting, background, and filters.
He knows it all.
Even his own Instagram feed is more curated than yours.
He posts outfit shots, travel aesthetics, mirror selfies, and flat lays.
His captions are witty, his hashtags are on point.
If you’re not careful, he’ll steal your influencer spotlight.
10. He Shops… and Actually Enjoys It
I’ve been married for a decade, and I’ve not been able to get my husband to enjoy shopping with me.
Even on a short trip to the nearby shop for groceries, I need to have a list to guide my shopping, so we don’t roam around aimlessly.
That’s how most men act like shopping is torture.
However, your metrosexual boyfriend is not like that.
He’ll enter shops and markets with excitement, checking fabrics, comparing fits, and even giving you style advice.
At some point, you’re the one saying, “Babe, can we go home now?” while he’s still in the changing room trying on a fifth jacket.
There’s nothing wrong with dating a metrosexual man.
In fact, it can be a blessing.
He looks good, smells good, and takes care of himself.
A lot of women will give anything to get their men to care about their looks.
But yours does more than that, and he’ll outshine you.
Dating a metrosexual means you either step up your game… or prepare to be the less polished one in the relationship.
But the good thing is you’ll never be embarrassed to step out with him.
But sometimes, you’ll feel like you’re dating competition.
Just don’t let him outshine you on your own birthday pictures. 😂